That was an interesting ride to work

 So I'm at the transit center, in the dark, sitting on the bench.  A crazed looking homeless man runs up screaming profanities, stops right in front of me, leans over me and starts groping around by my butt.  

I'm in shock but I manage to say "Excuse me!" Indignantly.  

He explains he slept on the bench last night and must have dropped his cell phone.  He utters another profanity and produces it, then slowly backs away.

Interestingly enough there was a uniformed law man with a baton riding the bus with me to work.  

BUT I LEFT MY STUN GUN AT HOME.  WON'T DO THAT TOMORROW.

I can't make this stuff up.  

And yes I gave the homeless man a Bible Promise Book with some candy.  The officer too.  👍😜